Tangey the Tangerine

themadmanandthebluebox:

blameitonthesilence:

benedictcumberbatch:

lentilbacon:

five-years:

letsgobackwards:

sassystraightfriend:

melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“Why not?”

“‘He’s back!’ they cried.”

“As soon as one emerges above ground, of course, one can quickly forget our human obligations.”
Right….

“Cat looked at Mr Saunders’s thin, square-cheeked face and marvelled at the knowledge behind it.” [Charmed Life by Diana Wynne Jones]

…omg that sounds really dodgy out of context

(Source: loveclaire)